Two Bars, And My Niece Is Pregnant

On Friday I left work early without telling my wife, so my niece and I had some private time together. I'd been buying her tests every few months, to be as responsible as I could, given than neither of likes condoms, let alone me pulling out. We've been making love so much, frankly I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner. At 20 she is very fertile.

I'm not worried for her. She is over the moon! She wished for becoming a mom and not going to college.

I am worried about my situation. There's no question, imma step up and be an amazing dad. I'm excited at the thought of us finding a place just for us and of being able to spend time together like a regular couple, no more stolen afternoons here and there.

What I have no clue about is how to explain to my wife that I'm leaving her. We've been roommates for years, but she'll still make a big deal, I fear.

And how do I tell my brother? I mean, he should be relieved his daughter is pregnant to a man who loves her and who has financial resources to help her. But he will probably fixate on all the differences between us. He's very religious, so he'll probably also say it's wrong.

Not sure how my two sons, who are around the same age as my niece, will take the news. They're both good with the ladies, so I can see them high-fiving me. On the other hand, their mom might manipulate them, turning them against me.

So, there's my confession, a mix of excitement and trepidation.