Fucking A Brick Of Lard

Long ago as a kid I worked summers at a fast food restaurant. A stand-alone, not a chain. Our fryalator grease came in huge cubes of lard wrapped in plastic and in cardboard boxes.

One summer when I was 16 and horny as fuck but with little release, I cut a slit into one of the lard boxes buried in back, and slid in a hot knife to create a slippery hole….my own private fuck slut. I would pound hard on that bitch almost daily. Each day I would re-heat the greasy hole, now mixed with my daily cumload, and plunge my young hard horny cock into it deep in a ritual fuck-frenzy. As I’d fuck like a porn star I’d fantasize about the many cute girls that worked there in their little short skirt uniforms. Each time I ejaculated I would quietly moan the name of my fantasy girl du jour.

I was usually the one that cleaned and re-supplied the fryalators with grease so I’d just never use that one. Eventually, I was not working when someone grabbed that cube to use in a fryalator and either didn’t see the hole or just chalked it up to a puncture during shipping.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM

That's hot!

How many loads had you shot inside the cube of lard before someone inadvertently used it? Were they fairly fresh loads? I'd worry that the semen would start to smell funky after a few days? Or did it just dry up?

Either way, no risk to diners, due to the high heat of the fryer.

One last question... Did you ever fuck any of those cute, young female colleagues? You and I are about the same age now, and I bet we dream of getting back in young, off-limits pussy again.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM

OP here. I did fuck one of them, and ended up marrying her. Then divorce after 33 years. Now I’m fucking a fresh you g(er) pussy.

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by Anonymous on Apr 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM

When I was in high school I worked for a rather famous chain of fast food joints. Our manager was a woman in her thirties and very good looking. She took a liking to me. She made me an assistant manager when I was way too young and inexperienced to do that kind of job. She paid me way more than anyone else. I loved the way she would grab my ass or crotch just about every time she walked by me.

Then one night we were short handed and extremely busy and I stayed three hours later than was legal and after everyone else had already gone home it was just me and her cleaning up the place which normally took a crew of five an hour and it was just the two of us so even more over time and finally it was about two in the morning and she offered me a ride home so I put my bicycle in the back of her van and we got about half way to my place when she pulled over and told me that I was a very special employee and deserved special rewards and asked if I would like her to suck my dick. That was my first ever blowjob. I think I came in about 90 seconds. She giggled, told me my sperm tasted wonderful, licked me clean and drove me the rest of the way home. From then on that became a daily thing every time we worked together.

She paid me half the normal payroll way and half off the books in cash so I could work longer hours and make more money. By the time I graduated I was earning almost as much as my Dad.

Originally I planned to go to college in another state but she talked me into attending a local college. She was promoted to supervisor in charge of three restaurants and she promoted me to general manager of that location and we kept our affair going and a secret until I finished college. That was a challenge though going to college full time and running a restaurant full time. Then she was fired for some reason I don't even know and six weeks later I was fired. Turns out I was right, I wasn't really qualified for the job she promoted me to. It was fun while it lasted and she was one hell of a good fuck. Glad I got the degree to tall back on though.

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