Who are you other than you don't know the difference between a toilet seat and toilet lid.
If I told you to kiss my dick, you would probably kiss my ass.
your an idiot how could you not see the lid was down of feel your own hot piss on your ass. i hope you cleaned that mess up moron
You'd think the shag carpet lid cover would be a clue.
Yeah, I cleaned it up.
Leave your pants on next time; you'll have little reason to wipe, although truth be told, I really don't believe your story............. why....... well unless you were really drunk or something it would be difficult to
not feel your butt on a solid surface vs. a hole into when the pee fell, would make bubble noises.
Next time you have to take a piss, do it on my face.
