Anal Prep

This is more advice about how to go about doing anal.

My husbands birthday is coming up and I want to surprise him with letting him penetrate my ass and I just wanted to know how to go about getting myself ready for him. Like should I be doing enemas? Or stretching my butt with a plug before doing it? I want it to be tight for him obviously but I don’t wanna rip my asshole apart either. I know lots of lube but what else can I do so we can both enjoy it?

Thanks everyone

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM

My first ass fucking came about because in a conversation not intended to be heard, I said 'he tore me a new asshole'. Our boss overheard and asked me if I had any idea what that meant? I really didn't, I used it as an expression. So he taught me, bent me over the table and ass fucked me with out any preparation. Tore me literally. Your ass burns and hurts so bad when you take a shit. Tearing you a new asshole means just that. So lube yourself up, don't depend on him. So slick you can stick your own finger in your ass past your middle knuckle.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM

Get used to the feeling of having something there with something of comparable size (slowly build up the size), get your muscles used to it. You can clean up before sex so it doesn't leak and stink.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM

Cucumbers are the preferred method. Start small and work up. If you wash them, they can still be used in your dinner salad, Waste not, want not!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM

The suggestion above, about cucumbers, is very informative.

I do anal play in the afternoon, before the kids come home from school. It's nice to have time alone, just for me, so I can explore my body.

I've started leaving the salad for last. I take the cucumber out of my butt, give it a good rinse in the sink, then get out the Mandolin and slice it for the night's salad.

We use so many cucumbers in our house...365 per year...that we are very worried about the tariffs on Mexican produce. We cannot use any fewer cucumbers! Cannot! I am already sharing with my sister, who is staying with us!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM

Definitely invest in a set of multi sized plugs. Start with the smallest and work it in keep it in there as long as you can a couple of days then go to the next size. Same thing stretch it get used to the size and do the same with tru larger one. You have to use lots of lube and relax. Your husband will probably be excited and try and go hard and rough. He has to go slow and let you get used to it. I can take a rough banging but I have gotten used to it and it does hurt at first but soon it turns into a good pain and I can cum from it. Good luck

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM

Not into anal myself. We tried it and I was not impressed. My wife was either or about it.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM

My penis is too big around for my wife. I know she could work up to my size, but she is totally against foreign objects in her body. She’s willing to work up to my size, but only if we do it with real penises. I told her that I’d be ok with it, but only if she’s blindfolded and no kissing. She’s not willing to agree to this, and wants the door closed and I’m not allowed to watch. I’m torn. Should I allow it?

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