The Semen Soaker Helped Me Get My Wife Pregnant

My wife wanted a baby and we had been trying for a year with no luck. Any medical care remotely associated with "fertility" costs at least $10,000, which we could not have afforded, so we went to an alternative medicine practitioner for advice.

Apparently, the problem is that my semen dribbles instead of shooting. If it's not propelled toward the cervix with force, the changes of impregnation are smaller.

Our alternative fertility specialist prescribed a semen soaker device for us. At first I was skeptical. I was also mortified, walking into a sex shop to buy it.

But now it has become routine when we have babymaking sex. I pull out maybe 30 seconds early, ejaculate in a small plastic receptacle, then click into position on the semen soaker, gently insert into her pussy, and pull the trigger. The device gives really strong spurts. It takes 4 D batteries.

My wife was immediately pregnant. In fact, we've had four children since we started using the semen soaker. Two of them have slightly darker skin. I've been told that thus must mean I was carrying a recessive gene for olive skin.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM

Sounds like you’re soaking in someone else’s semen. Just a guess.

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athensgold124

by athensgold124 on Apr 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM

Medical technology is advances to the point that a single healthy sperm can be injected in to an egg be transplanted and voila, but whomever would want to bring a kid in to the world right now

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