When The Man Puts A Claim On You He Wants A Goody Two Shoes

Being a hot blooded 26 year old I was set back when attending a summer afternoon baseball game, my then boss, took offense to me 'displaying' myself in jean shorts and halter top. He went to the team store and bought an XL team jersey and made me wear it to keep strangers from ogling me.

I learned that the proper way to say 'fuck me' is 'possess me'. If I'm in the mood for a pussy eating I'm supposed to say 'tickle my fancy'. God forbid I say 'asshole', or refer to his um um as a dick, the appropriate word is 'member'.

Sundays are for church, not football. A woman's place is redefined as anywhere he thinks I'm violating his barriers. I've learned to cook and set the table, host a dinner party and not embarrass him. If I'm going away to see my mother then I say 'I have permission to go see my mother'

But in the heat of the moment, I slipped up and told him to tear me a new asshole and I got a spanking for it.