An Old Girl Like Me Never Thought I'd Be Doing That

One day I decided to bike a new route, adding twenty miles. It involved taking an old road that existed before the highway was built. It was very uneven, and I slipped off the road, hit a tree and fell. I broke my arm up high near the shoulder. My front wheel was bent. I sat against a tree, but there wasn't anyone coming by. I started walking back to the intersection where I first got on the road.

A man stopped once I was back on the main road. He drove me into town, actually took me to the ER. That's how I met him. He is a lot older, but he's my lover. I call him that because it's a purely sexual relationship. And if there is such a thing, it's the best sex I've ever had.