My Little Dyke Of A Wife

In the Air Force I dealt with the poster child child issue. I was a PR type and there was this blonde, petite, blue eyed babe captain who flew fighter jets. She was a pint sized dyke. My job was to show her off to the press, soften her up to be the girl next door, like maybe chocolate chip cookies with a killer instinct. But to be clear, she was a pint sized dyke.

Things got out of hand, really out of hand and I had to 'put her down'. She came back up striking at the wind. Chocolate chip cookies be damned, fuck yous and asshole and I'm going to fuck you spit out of her mouth. Pint sized, but that babe worked out, like rattle snake strong. But size matters and she went down again.

Somewhere in the middle of it all I told her she didn't have the balls. That set her off, and to prove my point I pulled off her pants. See, no balls, nothing but c**t. And I got my pants down and fucked her right there. It was like throwing cold water on a drunk. The screaming stopped, the cussing stopped. It went quiet. I helped her up and told her to mind her manners, and keep herself out of the dating pool, she was no longer 'free'.

Size and age and rank matter and she resigned her commission and stayed home to bake cookies and raise kids. From time to time the dyke comes out, but to her credit she remembers she has the c**t but I have the balls. Neighbors, friends, family are all curious how I put up with her, tiny and mighty, and tells everyone she meets that she has flown fighter jets (before she got fucked).

I sit here and write this because she just had one of he dyke moments. About a girl she met. One of those art girls at the art fair in town. It's true that type casting works, every single woman she likes has the same look. Tall, runner's legs, dark long hair and big eyes. Yes if it wasn't for me, she would be flying commercial now, and a babe like that under her wings. But then again she wouldn't have time to bake cookies and cuddle the kids to bed.

Life has a way of bringing the obvious out, my dick fits in her like a hand in a glove, and once in her she says things that shouldn't come out of a cookie baker's mouth. And the hardest words she has ever had to say 'I'm pregnant asshole'.

She's pregnant again.