You showed her what, exactly?
I bought a pair and wore them to work. But I guess she showed me, after all, didn't she!?
Jeez, women...how the HEll can you wear tose things all day, anyway? My balls felt like they weere in my stomach and I kept having to pull them up. What a pain in the ass. I would think women would have revolted by now. I couldn't even imagine what high heals would be like.
It will teach you to keep your mouth shut next time. Yeah, they are uncomfortable, and so are heals. you should try them next time and give your co-worker even more sympathy, and ammo.
I don't know why some companies are still in the dark ages and require women to wear them, especially in the summer. Maybe if more men like you wore them and realiized how GD uncomfortable they are, we wouldn't have to keep wearing them. You're right, they make you sweat, they bind at the waist, they help bread yeast infections, they sag but, our bosses think they look professional so we keep on wearing them. Damn, what I'd give to see my boss in a pair of control top, full support hose in the middle of August!
Thank God for A/C or I woldn't make it through the day. As soon as I go outside for lunch, I can feel my waist and legs start to sweat. But it's partly my fault because I'm vain about my legs. I just think they look much better in hose. But I'm glad you got to find out what we go through each day... I wish more men did. Just think about it. You guys get up, do the 3 S's and leave. We get up, shower, dry our hair, put on make-up, wrestle into our pantyhose, try to figure out what to wear, and then get out of the house. And by the time we get to work, we probably have a snag in our hose. It's not fair!
I never asked any woman to wear hose. It is not a policy at my particular company that they must. For all the women in my life, personal and professional, wearing or not wearing hose is a personal choice, not a requirement. I don't have any sympathy for the guy who wears a sweater on a 90 degree day, and I don't have any for women who wear hose any day. Don't like them, don't wear them.
YOu can definitely have mine. They must ahve been invented by a guy anyway. The same with high-heals. IF you guys had to wear the stuff we have to, it would stop right awaay.
You're right about having to wear them in the summer. It's not fair and it borderlines on cruelty. For you bosses out there that make it a requirement for us women to wear hose -even in the summer - I hope you rot in Hell, and have to wear pantyhose 24/7!
You guys are sooooooooooo gullible. Never underestimate how cunning we can be. This is so funny, not so much that you wore them, but that you got caught and were humiliated in front of your peers. Unfomfortable, aren't they!?
After my fiance' put on her pantyhose this morning before she went to work, I asked her why she was wearing them in the middle of the summer (we live in Hot-lanta) She said it was 'an unwritten rule" that they wear them in the office. I think it's stupid. Yeah, it does look better but if the employees are less productive, what purpose does it serve? Isn't this the land of the free? Come on ladies, give me some feedback -for your own sake!
This is so much funnier than Men in Black.
To the women out there: Quit yer bitchin. You don't have to wear hose. Wear knee highs if you don't like wearing those wetsuits. I know...knee highs don't have "control top for your gut". God forbid you just wore pants. Now go fix dinner.
And dude...remember when you were in grade school? It is the same deal here. If you act like it gets to you people will keep it up. If you act like it doesn't bother you, people lose interest. People are dumb animals.
Women can wear thigh highs too or do what I do and get yourself a nice tan and then you don't need hose.
You plonker. Where did you think this was going? Just explain to the others workers that it was a prank that went wrong. Never trust this female work colleague again and ensure that you can fully trust people before undertaking this kind of silly stunt. And you were not even drunk. Sucker.
