One time at a baseball game, a girl came storming in the mens room lifted her tight skirt and shot a gushing hot stream of piss in the urinal next to me. It splashed everywhere, on the floor, my sneakers, on my jacket, some on my hand. She was so drunk; she must have peed a 4 foot stream straight out. It hissed and made a huge splash when the piss hit the urinal. Then she stopped but then forced out one more gush that landed on the floor, giving me one more spray on my sneaks, and then she stumbled out of the bathroom. That was a site I'll never forget.