I was going out with this really hot guy, and for our second date we decided to go to the beach. The water was freezing, so swimming was out of the question. I had to go to the bathroom pretty badly, but the nearest bathroom wasn't very close, and I don't like public bathrooms anyway. We were talking and wanted to get up and stretch out legs, so we were walking along the shore, pretty close to the water, holding hands. It was so romantic. But by then, I could barely walk. We kept walking for a few more minutes and he noticed something was wrong. He wasked me if i was feeling okay, and I said I was fine, because was having such a great time that I didn't want it to end because of my small bladder. I knew I couldn't walk for much longer, and i was really in pain now. I decided to try to forget about the freezing water and just go in, do my business and come out. I dwelled a few seconds on the thought, and decided to try it since now there was no way I could make it to the bathroom. I took a step in the water, but it was so cold that I jumped back in surprise, bumping into my boyfriend. That's when i started to pee. It wasn't a small pee either. I was peeing for literally 45 seconds or a minute, but it felt like forever. Well, as you can probably guess, he broke up with me after that.

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by Anonymous on Apr 23, 2005 at 4:35 PM

Well no offence, but if he broke up with you cuz of that, hes not the greatest boyfriend you could get.

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by Anonymous on Apr 23, 2005 at 5:19 PM

The guy was a jerk so your lucky to be rid of him. I would of simply offered to steady you from behind while you squatted to pee.

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