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Women Solutions Men Would Never Think Of
As a college dude in my senior year a girl moved in next door to me. She was also a college student and she was the anchor on the college tv station. No one looks the same in real life, but she was for me anyway, hot. I suppose in retrospect I pushed the relationship, and ended up in her bed with her. She was 'traumatized' by it, but she took on the woman duties between us.
When I graduated, she needed a semester, I had a job lined up back in Dallas. I told her that as soon as she was out, she was to head down to Dallas and we would get married. That semester while I was working I got involved casually with a girl from work and she became a problem. She read into it a lot more than I did. She contacted Susan and told her she was out of the picture.
I had a mess on my hands. I drove up to see Susan to let her know that it was a lie, it was an 'indiscretion' with the girl at work. I found out that an 'indiscretion' doesn't cover it. I had CHEATED. I called work and got some days off, I stayed and we got married that week.
When the girl from work found out I had gotten married, she took a hammer to my car and dented it all up and broke the windshield. I won't say she broke into my apartment, because the back door to the duplex was never locked, she went in and put my collection of LPs in the oven. She accused me of taking advantage of her and she was suing me for wrongful intentions. As far as she was concerned, I was going to divorce Susan and marry her instead. Need I say, the woman was CRAZY.
Susan and I moved to Denver, her home town, and I went to work for her father. Miss Angry showed up in Denver and told everyone she could that I had dumped her and left her at the altar. In those days no one talked about stalking, but that is what it was. She would sit in her car in front of our place, she would walk up to Susan in the supermarket and call her names and a thief for stealing her rightful husband. Getting a restraining order didn't work, we did get one but she never respected it, and we had to devise ways to get around her. She later came up with that she had been pregnant and the shock of me marrying Susan brought on a miscarriage.
She worked at a Christian Bookstore. One day she flashed Susan, pulled her shirt up. Susan responded my flashing her back. Susan had a chance at a spot on the local network station, but decided against it because of all the trouble. One day I'm mowing the lawn and Miss Angry showed up and threw a tantrum, wailing about how I had abandoned her. Neighbors stood and watched while I tried to get her to shut up. My father in law came out with a shotgun. She was distraught because Susan was pregnant.
Susan made a point of shopping at the bookstore, buying books on Christian behavior, and g*fting them to her. Accused her of not being a Christian. And Susan would pull her shoulders back to prove to her once and for all which one of them had the better rack, remind her that I was a 'breast' man. After our son was born, Susan decided that fighting with her was exhausting, so she asked her politely at the bookstore, if she would be our son's godmother. And handed our son across the checkout counter to her. At the baptism everything was quiet, the baby was baptized and the 'godmother' held him.
Two years of hell were over. There was never any animosity with Susan, she claimed, it was me that left her at the altar. But she forgave me, now that she was also a 'mother'.
When I graduated, she needed a semester, I had a job lined up back in Dallas. I told her that as soon as she was out, she was to head down to Dallas and we would get married. That semester while I was working I got involved casually with a girl from work and she became a problem. She read into it a lot more than I did. She contacted Susan and told her she was out of the picture.
I had a mess on my hands. I drove up to see Susan to let her know that it was a lie, it was an 'indiscretion' with the girl at work. I found out that an 'indiscretion' doesn't cover it. I had CHEATED. I called work and got some days off, I stayed and we got married that week.
When the girl from work found out I had gotten married, she took a hammer to my car and dented it all up and broke the windshield. I won't say she broke into my apartment, because the back door to the duplex was never locked, she went in and put my collection of LPs in the oven. She accused me of taking advantage of her and she was suing me for wrongful intentions. As far as she was concerned, I was going to divorce Susan and marry her instead. Need I say, the woman was CRAZY.
Susan and I moved to Denver, her home town, and I went to work for her father. Miss Angry showed up in Denver and told everyone she could that I had dumped her and left her at the altar. In those days no one talked about stalking, but that is what it was. She would sit in her car in front of our place, she would walk up to Susan in the supermarket and call her names and a thief for stealing her rightful husband. Getting a restraining order didn't work, we did get one but she never respected it, and we had to devise ways to get around her. She later came up with that she had been pregnant and the shock of me marrying Susan brought on a miscarriage.
She worked at a Christian Bookstore. One day she flashed Susan, pulled her shirt up. Susan responded my flashing her back. Susan had a chance at a spot on the local network station, but decided against it because of all the trouble. One day I'm mowing the lawn and Miss Angry showed up and threw a tantrum, wailing about how I had abandoned her. Neighbors stood and watched while I tried to get her to shut up. My father in law came out with a shotgun. She was distraught because Susan was pregnant.
Susan made a point of shopping at the bookstore, buying books on Christian behavior, and g*fting them to her. Accused her of not being a Christian. And Susan would pull her shoulders back to prove to her once and for all which one of them had the better rack, remind her that I was a 'breast' man. After our son was born, Susan decided that fighting with her was exhausting, so she asked her politely at the bookstore, if she would be our son's godmother. And handed our son across the checkout counter to her. At the baptism everything was quiet, the baby was baptized and the 'godmother' held him.
Two years of hell were over. There was never any animosity with Susan, she claimed, it was me that left her at the altar. But she forgave me, now that she was also a 'mother'.
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