The Card Read If He's Like His Father

Jeff and I were married two weeks ago. We spent our honeymoon in Mexico. Upon returning we opened the rest of our wedding g*fts. Rule was to shake the g*ft before opening and guess. There was this box about the size of a shoe box. It was Jeff's turn. Jeff shook the box . Then read the card and read If he's like his father. Love Mom. Jeff opened the box. I saw what it was and had to smile. Jeff's mother gave us a eight-inch-long vibrator and a tub of lube. The look on his face was priceless. Mom knew. Hate to say but Moms are always right.