I want to give a woman a nice shower, washing every inch of her body. Does any woman need a nice shower right now. I want to shower you from head to toe.
i would like a shower. i am a sexy lady, 38dd. how big is your dick?
It would be a pleasure to give you a shower. I am looking forward to washing your tits, but I must first feel them up and lick and suck them. Do you mind?
Do you want me to wash your pussy and wash your ass out?
My dick is 7 inches long.
7 inches hard or soft?? no, i dont mind you playing with my tits, as long as you lick me all over too. espescially in my ass crack, and in my ass hole. will you do that for me?
My dick is 7 inches hard. I known it isn't huge and I hope it is big enough for you. Do you want me to lick you in your ass crack and asshole before or after I wash you between your ass cheeks?
Will you sit your ass on my face?
I knew you wouldn't answer my reply. You are probably a guy pretending to be a girl, right?
get a life
As long as I am breathing, I got a life.
Why do assholes like you always say, "Get a life."
I want to give you a shower. What do you say?
i really am a girl. you can lick before and after you wash. i will sit on your face. ill even take a dump there if you want. how big are you soft??
My dick is only 3 inches soft. It's rather embarrassing, but thank goodness it reaches 7 inches hard. That is enough dick to suck on if you want to suck my dick.
I have never had my face shit on, but I will try almost anything and you may take a dump on my face. I assume you will piss on my face too.
Have you ever take a crap on anybody else's face? Just curious. It doesn't really matter but are you black or white?
3 inches, thats kinda small, but its fine with me. of course i will also pee on you. if it turns you on, wait till its my time of month and i will bleed on you too. And of course i want to suck your dick!! just take it out before you cum. describe yopur dick for me. by he way, do you like shaved, trimmed, or natural pussys??
i already posted this, but i accidently replyed to one of the replies. i just wanted to be sure you saw it. 3 inches is small, but fine with me. i will suck it, as ong as you dont cum in my mouth. describe your penis for me. i wil crap, pee, and if you wait for my time of month, i will bleed on your face too. do you like shaved, trimmed, or natural pussys??
3 inches is small but it is the size of the hard on that counts. I don't think a dick needs to be described. It's 7 inches long when it's hard and I am circumsized.
I think I will pass on you bleeding on me.
I like trimmed pussies but whatever you have will do.
Would you mind if I wore your panties over my head while you jack me off or blow me?
You didn't answer my question about if you are black or white. It really doesn't matter to me what color you are.
Would you put me over your knee and spank me with your bare hand?
I was thinking what you said about you would shit on my face. Would you really shit on my face? That will be something diferent that I never had done to me. Why not? You may shit on my face.
i am white. you?? i will crap on your face. my pussy is trimmed. you dont have to, but i would really like you to describe you penis. my vagina is beautiful. do you have a girlfriend??
I am white. My penis is 7 inches long and the head of my penis is shaped nicely, good for licking. My dick isn't real thick but it is thick enough. It is cute.
Have you ever shit on anybody's face before? How far above my face would you be when you shit on my face. Would you be a couple of inches above my face or a couple of feet above my face?
I do not have a girl friend.
i have never crapped on anyone else before. i would be as close or as far away from your face as you like,, you tell me. howw tall are you, what color hair do you have?? tell me about you.
If I let you shit on my face, I would want your ass about 3 feet from my face. When your finish shitting on my face will you wipe your ass or do you want me to wipe your ass for you. While you are shitting on my face, would you be laughing?
I am 5' 8" tall and weigh 174 pounds. I wear tighty whities. I have light brown hair.
I would like to wear your panties. What kind of panties do you wear?
I think we should stop replying to each other. You know and I know that we will never see each other and we definately don't know each other. So we will stop replying as of right now.
then i will be 3 feet away. you can wipe if you want to.
i am 5'4". i am not huge, but am a littl eover weight (just a little i swear, i weigh less than you) of course you can wear my oanties. i wear regular bikini panties. they are all different colors. what color would you like to wear? what is your favorite color??
I would like to wear a pair of your white panties. My favorite pantie color is also white.
Can I sniff and lick a dirty pair of your panties?
How do you feel about the idea of shitting on my face? Do you love the idea?
I would love to kiss every inch of your ass.
Do you have any ideas about what we can do to or with each other. How about if you sit your bare ass on a slice of bread with a lot of jelly on it and then I will eat the bread and I will lick the jelly off of your ass. How does that sound.
Are you showing our replies to your girl friends and if so how are they reacting?
you can sniff and lick and wear al you want!! i do love the idea of pooping in your face. will you wipe with your tongue?? you can kiss me anywhere you want!!
i like the jelly idea,, i let you know when i come up with one.
i dont show these to my friends. do you show them to your friends??
Which idea do you like the best? I like them all but I kind of like the idea of you sitting your bum on my face.
Would you tickle my balls?
How about if I wipe your ass with my nose instead of my tongue. I would like to kiss your feet and lick your toes.
Does that mean I can kiss your cunt?
How about when you take a shit, you tell me to wipe your ass and you tell me to stick my head in the toilet. Then you flush the toilet whenever you want to. How long would you wait before you flush the toilet?
One more thing. Would you put lipstick on your lips and then kiss my ass all over? You don't have to if you don't want to. Have you come up with any ideas?
I knew you were a phony. I doubt if you are a 38DD. I doubt if all your replies were true. You were just funning with me. I was also funning with you. There is no way that I would let yo do with me like shitting on my face? Do you think I am a fool?
I think we were replying back and forth to each other over a year ago until you stopped replying. So take your 38DD if that's what you have and stick them up your ass.
yes, i would tickle your balls. i dont like the idea of your head in the toilet. i will kiss you butt with lipstick. ill even use diferent colors if you want!!
Will the lipstick come off and what colors do you have.
Have you ever kissed a guy's ass before?
the lipstick will come off. why does it matter though, noone sees your butt. i have pink,, red,, purple,, blue,, green,, white,, and i can get any other color you want
You may lipstick my butt up with all those colors. Then After you kiss my butt all over you can take a picture of my butt for my keeping. That will be cool seeing all those lipstick prints of your lips all over my ass.
I have a question. You said that you have no problem with me licking you between your ass cheeks or you have no problem with me wiping your ass or you have no problem taking a dump on my face but you said you didn't like the idea if me sticking my head in the toilet after you take a dump in the toilet. Why? How about if I place my nose between your butt cheeks and then you leave a big fart.
Will you let me hand wash your soiled panties?
I want to lick you between your ass cheeks. Which would you prefer for me to put between your ass cheeks, melted chocolate or honey or do you prefer something else and what would you prefer?
i think its gross to put you head in the toilet. the other things are different.. of course you can wash my panties. why do you have to put something between my bum cheeks?? why can tyou just lick it??
I don't have to put anything between your bum cheeks. I will put my tongue between your ass cheeks and lick your asshole for as long as you want. How long do you want me to lick your asshole?
Everytime you take a crap, I will rub my nose between your ass cheeks and then I will lick you between your ass cheeks.
How does that sound?
this is stupid. were never gonna meet, and am bored replying.. i am not gonna reply again
Would you let me sniff and lick a pair of your dirty panties? Then would you put them in my mouth and then jack me off or do you want me to jack myself off?
I would like to wear a dress and a pair of your panties ans then I want you to lift the dress up from time to time and feel my crotch through the panties I am wearing.
How about if you take a dump on my face. Then I will wipe your ass. Do you want me to wipe your ass with my nose, lips, tongue or toilet paper? After I wipe your ass, I will sniff your ass.
I will want you to kiss my ass all over and are you willing to lick my asshole?
That is ok by me. We don't even know each other's ages. I will say that you have made me horny. I have been jacking off 2 or 3 times a day since we started this crap.
Just tell me before we stop replying, do you have a nice ass?
But I am curious. I sure would like to know if you really and truly would have taken a nice dump on my face. I never knew there was a girl that would actually do that.
I have fantasised about a girl shitting on my face.
ok, I WILL reply one more time. i am 23 years old and i would not do any of those things
The first time you replied, you said you were 24 years old.
Your second reply you said you were a woman and did not bring up your age. I just wanted to have a little fun with you. There are not too many females that would shit on someone's face or do any of those things that we replied to each other about. I enjoyed reading your replies. I am glad you wouldn't do those any of those things we talked about. Wait a few years before you do any of that stuff.
Bye
i know i said i wouldnt reply again, but how old are you?? then i will stop replying for good
19
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You don't really have 38dd boobs, do you? You know what, I don't have a 7 inch penis. It is smaller.
I am confused. How old are you, 13, 14 or 24?
If you were here in front of me right now assuming your 18 or older, I would kiss your bare ass all over and I would lick your ass crack and I would lick your asshole. This is just for the record.
i am 23. i wear a 38b and i would not let you kiss me
Do you have a boyfriend? Would you let him kiss your bum. Don't you think that having your bum kissed would be funny.
I don't believe you are a 38dd.
Now you say you are a 38b. I thought you were a 38dd.
Did I tell you when I was younger, my sister and two of her girlfriends caught me wearing my sister's panties? I was so embarrassed. I was 15 years old. I won't tell you what they made me do.
Sit your bare ass on my face.
Ok, but I would like to sit on your face for one hour. I will lift my ass up off your face every two minutes so you can breathe for one minute and then my ass is going back down on your face.
no
Do you have a brother and did you ever see him in his underpants?
yes, and yes, when we were little
Did you laugh at him and was he embarrassed? Did he ever catch you in your panties?
Did you ever make your brother kiss your bum?
he was not embarressed, we were like two. why would i make him kiss my butt??
Because sisters are mean and they like to torment their brother. My sister made me kiss her bum in front of her girlfriend. They both laughed loud and long. I was so embarrassed. She made me kiss her butt once a week. Don't you feel sorry for me?
no. your a perv
Why am I a perv. My sister made me kiss her bum. You are a pervette.
you didnt have to do it...i bet you secretly wanted to
I did not want to kiss her bum. I had to do it because my sister and her friend caught me wearing her panties. She said she wouldn't tell anybody if I kissed her bum. Don't you think that was mean of my sister?
If you were my sister, would you make me kiss your bum just because I was wearing her panties?
I mean if I were wearing your panties.
you are weird. im gonna stop replying now
Fuck you. You are weird. It's about time you stopped replying.
There is nothing weird about me wearing girl panties. They feel so good.
Will pants me. I wear tighty whities?
Would you toss my salad?
M I B Y P T
If I told you to jack me off, do you know what that means?
I could use a shower. I need someone to loofah my back, to scrub away the bacne. I need someone to get in between the folds where I can't reach to get the green fungus. If you could tweeze the hairs off my chest where I can't see them in a mirror that would be a plus.
I am afraid that I am going to have to pass. It isn't exactly a turn on. Thank you anyway.
i would let you shove your cock in my ass
Lol, so much crap. Well, lemme tel u all first, m a girl, aged 22. This reply is w.r.t the original poster.
Yes, i want u to shower me, I have 36D boobs, i wanna fill ur mouth with ma boobies n put dem there until u begin to choke, n den i'l love that u bend me over and finger ma asshole and fuck me hard with ur dick and squeeze ma boobies while u fuck me on ma ass.
The previous comment was mine. And while u do that, i want u to take complete control ova me, n fuck me wildly n rip me apart, o god, i want it so badly. Just dont stop fucking me like wild even if i cum countless times
Ma anonymous name reference - call me natasha