I Came During A Colonoscopy

I went in for my first screening colonoscopy last week. I fear sedation after prior celebrity deaths from it (although rare). I asked for no anesthesia or sedation. The colonoscopy nurse is a personal friend or my wife’s- we often go out with her and her husband. About half way through the procedure the doctor had to navigate a bend in my bowels. He was working hard to turn the scope, pulling it out a few inches then re-inserting. I got an erection from this tube moving in and out of my backside. Our friend the nurse noted the tent in my gown. She understood the situation as if she had been down this road before. She grabbed a towel and announced to the doctor and the other assistant “code E”. She lifted my gown and placed a towel around my erect member, looking right into my eyes and giving me a knowing sly smile- half smirk. The doctor kept trying to navigate the bend, working a a sweat up while moving the scope in and out, grunting occasionally. Our friend, the nurse is egging me on with her eyes and facial expressions, wanting me to come. After about 3 more minutes I let loose with a massive orgasm. The nurse announces to the room “We’ve got a gusher!”. That is met with some giggling. After the procedure I am in recovery and she goes to the waiting room to get my wife. They both come in together laughing like she just told a joke. The joke was on me, of course. My wife has tried to reassure me since the procedure, patronizing me with comments like “It’s ok of you like to be fucked in the rear.” Frankly, I’m embarrassed and haven’t had sex with her since, I feel like less of a man.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM

Even though she’s a friend of your wife, the nurse was very unprofessional to joke about this and especially tell your wife. She’s sort of bordering on a HIPPA problems if you really wanna be picky about it if you don’t have your wife down as an approved contact. coming from prostate manipulation is not that unusual. And it definitely doesn’t mean that you’re gay or anything. Stop worrying about it. Give your wife the silent treatment until she apologizes.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM

I agree the nurse was unprofessional and telling your wife was uncalled for. That said it is not uncommon to have an orgasm during that procedure. My wife never found out I had a similar orgasm to yours.

Led me to have some sexy fantasies about anal play. I have an older gay male friend I confided in about it and he suggested we do a role play similar to what happened. I got on his massage table as he is a masseur. He played with my anus and gave me an enema. I had an orgasm. Since then after multiple roleplays he now sticks his cock inside me and cums inside me as well. Seems my orgasms now with him are deeper more full body. As he explains it my orgasms are now no longer genital ones but instead involve the prostate and are triggered by his cock. I go over there 2-3 x a week and after our orgasms we chat and make out. It is a complete experience now.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM

Did the nurse swallow? I know that's not covered by Blue Cross so I have to pay the "happy ending" fee out of pocket, but it's well worth it and I ask every time I go in for a colonoscopy.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM

That nurse is crazy but honestly you shouldn’t be ashamed. It means you are healthy and your prostate did exactly what they all should do. If anything, be proud you are healthy and functioning not just well, but very well

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM

Please. Everybody, it is spelled HIPAA. You disqualify your knowledge of the topic when presenting the inability to spell it.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM

I don’t think orgasms are covered by HIPAA. It’s not a health related issue. Your wife seems to have a great attitude about this. She could have gotten mad about it, but she is amused. Perhaps she shouldn’t joke about your plight, as I’m sure the whole town will eventually know. This story is too amusing to not share and too many people already know. If you notice people whispering as you walk by and giggling, you’ll know why. You may as well embrace who you are at this point.

I think you need to explore this further, first probably with your wife. Go buy her a strap on to wear and see if you orgasm from that. I would recommend one that is very long and relatively thin, something that mirrors the colonoscopy scope. If that doesn’t do anything for you, you can always request another colonoscopy next year.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM

Want to get back at your wife? While you are fucking her her doggy style. See when she is really wet. Give her a colonoscopy with your cock, right up her ass. That will teach her a lesson.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM

I think this happens more than people know. I got an erection from colonoscopy- not the procedure but that my ass and ballsack were on “display” to the lady doc doing the procedure and the two female nurses assisting. I was under anesthesia so don’t remember any of it, but I awoke with a big semen stain on the front of my gown. I wish the nurses were considerate enough to place my erection in a towel like your friend did. Instead I was lying on a hospital bed with a huge wet spot on my gown for everyone to see. When I was awake enough to change my clothes the nurse told me to just keep the gown, they couldn’t use it again. Embarrassing. From now on I will masturbate just before a colonoscopy.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM

I sometimes moan when my urologist checks my prostate, and I’m not shy about it. I will have my wife peg me after the appointment.

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