That's really none of your business but if you must know I took a real good shit. My shit was in the form of diarrhea, my favorite shit. I like when it comes out of my asshole like piss. It's the kind of shit I would like to come out of my ass and onto your face you pervert.
get a life asshole
Get a life asshole? How original. You replied to the wrong reply you asshole. You should have replied to the original poster, (5350, not 5352).
So did you take a shit or not? It's not that hard of a question. You shit or you didn't shit.
I took a shit. Shitting is a part of life so that means I do have a life.
you'll probably carry on shitting a few hours after your death too, how's that for a turn on?
Will you wipe my ass for me?
Probably, but who cares?
I love a good poop. I used to poop a snake once a day at 8 am sharp. It circled around the bowl, nearly touched ends. A perfect turd, without breaks, without chunky bits, with a perfect consistency. It escaped my rectum so quickly that I didn't feel it. One moderate push of the sphincter and it slid into the water.
Today I my poop was not that great.
I like my poop when it shoots out, sort of like diarrhea.
I hate when I have to push hard and grunt to get my shit out.