Drunk Barefoot Surfer

I was at Red Lobster ordering some Shrimp and Crab Legs until a man walked inside wearing a Hawaiian Shirt, sunglasses, a flower necklace, swim trunks, barefoot, and was holding a surfboard as he stood on my table and acted like he was surfing, the idiot soon fell off the table with his surfboard,

I nearly choked on my tea laughing at this loser as he stood up and made his way into the restroom as I was completely grossed out after witnessing a grown man walk inside of a public restroom barefoot.

Then about 20 minutesThe Surfer returns wearing only a speedo, a flower necklace, and sunglasses, and ws still holding a surfboard as he then takes his surfboard and again stands on my table, this time he picks his dirty ass foot up and starts t osmell his fucknig feet in the middle of Red Lobster as I groaned in disgust.

He then grabbed my cheddar biscuit and put it under his foot, and started sucknig his toes with my cheddar bay biscuit.

I threw my iced tea in his face and caused him to fall off of his surfboard as I grabbed his surfboard and began to chase his drunk, half naked ass out of Red Lobster.

I then swung his surfboard at him and smashed the lobster tank as the Barefoot surger grabbed a lobster and then put his foot on the lobster and sucked his toes on the lobster s I then hit him with the surfboard and broke it over his head.

My dinner at Red Lobster was ruined and now I half to pay a fine for breaking the Lobster Tank, no fuck Red Lobster I ain't paying that shit, they can shove their lobsters up their asses.