I work in a large music retail store..its quite a high pressure job, with trying to get the stock out as quick as possible...but sometimes, this isn't always the case, as we have to battle through hoardes of meandering customers who have no sense of our urgency when we go about our work, especially those parents who persist in bringing their "strollers" into the store when we don't have the room to swing a cat, never mind a child!

In an attempt to get "payback", i have resorted to "accidently" catching the heels of anyone under the age of 6,and holding a straight face as they stagger forwards like a drunk for several yards not forgetting to say sorry of course afterwards to combat any threats of "you did that on purpose!", or just generally blocking the way of these "customers", dropping stock onto their 2 yrs olds in the stollers, and the staff who gets to make the kids cry the most without overstepping the mark of grevious bodily harm gets the smug satisfaction of making our day more bearable.....