I Hate My Boss So I Got His Wife Divorce Him And Get With Me Instead

My boss is a dick. He's always finding ways to piss people off at the office and thinks it's funny to eat people's lunches. He also tries to seduce literally every woman in the office he finds attractive, so when he started lingering at my desk and staring at me on my first day, I knew I was in for a rough ride. He's friends with HR employees so he gets away with everything. After he stroked my hair I was done with him. I found his wife, Stacy, on instagram and started following her. I was going to make him feel worthless by showing him exactly what he couldn't have. I "coincidentally" met her at her yoga class and we started talking. She was an absolute gem and I have no idea how such a sweetheart like her married an idiot like him. I would complain about my boss a lot to her and she sympathized with me, saying things like 'your boss sounds like a perverted pest' and whatnot, so my plan was working.

After a month, she introduced her husband to me. After the meeting I talked with her in private and told her that her husband was my boss and I started crying. Stacy hugged me and confided in me that she was slowly starting to hate her husband because she kept making her feel like shit and demoralizing her. He would call her fat even though she was 95 pounds at 5'1. She was so pretty and I couldn't believe a guy like him couldn't even respect her one bit. At this point, it was more than just pissing off my boss though - I genuinely loved her. So, to complete my plan (and my love story) I decided to seduce her. Turns out she was bisexual too, so seducing her wasn't too hard. I went to her house while her husband was out doing whatever idiots like him do, and long story short, I ended up on top of her naked while we made out aggressively on her bed. Around 30 minutes later, her husband came back drunk to find his wife making out with his employee. He was shocked and didn't even know what to say. Stacy got up and asked him if he liked what I saw. He nodded, and Stacy, like the badass she is, told him that he was gonna watch exactly what he couldn't have, and started going down on me. Just for dramatic effect, I decided to stare directly at him as I moaned Stacy's name over and over again. My boss just stood there like an idiot not knowing what to do, and when he tried to touch Stacy's ass, she just swatted his hand away like a fly. Eventually, my boss just left and slept on the couch.

The next day, Stacy gave him divorce papers. Turns out, they had signed a prenup, so nothing even happened. Stacy had a well paying job of her own, and I found work closer to home with better pay. Stacy and I are still together and my boss is stuck trying to get with girls that work for him even though he'll never succeed. To this day I still have no idea how Stacy got with him in the first place. Stacy doesn't know what she was thinking either, but that doesn't matter since we have each other now. Turns out my finger is way better than my boss's tiny dick ever was.