I Hate My Boss So I Put A Special Sauce In His Coffee

My boss is so annoying. He's a gay misogynist and despises women. He bribes HR whenever someone reports him so he can't do anything. It's a small office, so there are only 3 girls including me working under him. Jenna and Lily both hate him as much as I do. So, we decided to come up with a plan. We went to the bathroom and gave ourselves a good fingering sesh and we squirted as much as we could into a cup. There were no cameras where his office is, so we all snuck in and poured it into his gigantic coffee machine. That dumb bastard didn't even realize it until we told him after he finished the whole thing, and he ran to the bathroom and threw up for at least 10 minutes. We all quit our jobs right after. LOL