I've got 60 head of hogs that I think you would find yourself right at home with.
And, I want your mommy and daddy to realize that you're playing with their computer and that you're an ingorant little f-ing retard who needs to be more heavily medicated.
what is it with you dude get a life you are suppose to treat a lady like a lady the toilet stuff is for the toilet it is not sex that is why you will never have a relationship unless you start to think like a normal human you are truly a dickhead
Fuck you.
Sorry, I am in my sixties. Let me smell your farts if you are a nice looking chick. If you don't want me to smell your farts, then fuck you.
Can I shit in your mouth?
No, but you can shit on my face except you are probably a guy.
Thank you very much. I wasn't asking for sex, just something different. Whatever floats my boat.