I Got In Trouble

I live in a nice community, subdivision style. Next door the house has a pool.

Well, wonders of wonders, two nice looking women rent the place and they sunbathe and play pattycakes in the pool. I have an upstairs playroom, with a window that looks down on the pool. I was watching the splashing, topless girls, and titty sucking going on and I'm masturbating when one of the bitches looked up and caught me.

She is one of those new lawyers that sues for everything and she turned me in for voyeurism and spying on my neighbors. Of course this caught the eyes of the LGBTQ reporters, and next thing you know I'm a neighborhood peeping Tom, out of my own window. Never mind that they are flaunting their titties.

I don't have nothing against two young women who want to swim naked, or for that matter, if they get their pleasures out of tits and ass and pussy. I did not crawl out in the middle of the night to spy on them, I am only guilty of having bought a house eight years ago that happens to have second story window that looks down on the neighbor's back yard.

I think, and I'm right about this, we men are fed up with these activist lesbians, if they swim naked and can't see that a window overlooks their swimming hole, tough titty. I got the case tossed out, but not before having to spend money for a lawyer and having my name dragged through the LGBTQ rag, which never retracted or updated their story.