I worked in a big office with a bunch of people. The women's room was always messy- people would leave used tampons in the toilet and not flush so the water turned all red. Some people would wipe their ass and miss the bowl, leaving the wad of toilet paper on the floor. We musn't forget the rainforest full of "lemon drops" on the seat. One day I took some hershey kisses, melted them in their wrappers under some hot water, molded them together to look like shit, smeared the chocolate on some wadded up paper to look like someone wiped, smeared chocolate all over the seat, walls, and the door handle and left it. Sure enough, someone saw it, ran around the office yelling, "Did you see the ladies room? There's shit all over the place!" Everyone ran into the ladies room like a panicked herd of buffalo to look at the "shit" They left a note that said, "Whoever made this mess, please clean it up" but I just left it. I didn't do it, nope, not ME.


