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I am about to issue an edict. All women should heed this edict:

Effectively immediately, all women will cease being disagreeable, argumentative, uncooperative and generally bitchy towards the men in their life. Understand that women's role is to be subservient to men (for you blonds that means to serve men). From hence forth, you will obey your man as it was intended in the beginning.

My edict is complete. Carry on.

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# 8167 - by Anonymous / July 16, 2009
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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 17, 2009 at 12:48 PM

jerk

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 18, 2009 at 6:09 PM

All women should scratch their assholes in public.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 18, 2009 at 8:44 PM

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: That's not the point, what the fuck is the bitch doing out of the kitchen?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 29, 2009 at 7:52 AM

you will be a lonely person.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 29, 2009 at 10:03 AM

Fair enough. In return, all men will become faithful to their wives, show them attention and love and make their top priority in life providing a loving, caring home life for their family. Will you do that for us?

Prove it. Instead of watching football next weekend, spend time playing Candyland with your kids.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 30, 2009 at 9:01 AM

Don't put that on me - you know there has always been a question of whether they are really my kids . . .

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 30, 2009 at 10:28 AM

You were with me at the fertility clinic when the doctor said you had a low sperm count. You agreed we try the procedure where the sperm might be yours or perhaps a donor's. Anyway, they call you daddy, so if you won't spend time with them, the deal is off.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 30, 2009 at 8:19 PM

shit - emasculated agin.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 31, 2009 at 6:43 AM

A deal's a deal though. You head off to the Gumdrop Mountains with junior and I'll obey your every whim.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 31, 2009 at 9:00 AM

Okay. But, can I even mess with, you know, that one place I never get to?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 31, 2009 at 12:35 PM

I agreed to "you will obey your man", so sure.

And it's not like you've never been there before. You just don't remember. The short term memory loss seems to be getting worse.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 7, 2009 at 10:49 PM

Sounds like you chose poorly. I know lots of guys including myself who don't do any of this negative shit you're complaining about.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 8, 2009 at 5:10 AM

Out of curiosity, how does being faithful and showing your family that you love them become "negative shit"? I presume you're single? And plan on staying that way?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 8, 2009 at 2:26 PM

I'm married and you're not good at reading replies careful enough. I was agreeing with you that guys who watch sports and pay no attention to their families and spend time with their kids are bottom feeding losers. You chose poorly if you chose a guy like this.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 20, 2009 at 7:40 AM

I'm a 25 yr old female who, by the way, has been training in the martial arts since I was 14. I don't agree with your thinking or your cowardly act of posting here and hope to someday meet you up front and personal so I can "help" you see things in a different light.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 21, 2009 at 2:20 PM

How is offering to beat him up any less cowardly than his posting something stupid on an anonymous site?

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