If you shit on a mans chest once he has shit on his chest for a day. If you teach him to shit on his own chest he has shit on his chest for life.
Genesis 14.666
What does that mean?
What kind of shit are you after, a big sloppy one or a neat compact one, darling?
Since it's valentines day you may have it where ever you please.
I would like 2 long turds coming out of your ass and right on my face. Then you may place a page out of a newspaper on top of the shit and push and rub the newspaper and shit all over my face. Would you do that for me?
Sweetheart I will take what I can get. If you shit on my chest please then sit down hard and squash it into my chest hair. If you shit on my face I'll open my mouth wide and eat it inch by inch as you push it out. If it's runny I will drink it.