Gay Male / 27
If Your Profile Says "no Kissing" Because You're Partnered, We'll Kiss
If you're "happily partnered", why do you spend 8 hours a day active on Sniffies and Grindr?
If I meet a guy who is in a functional open relationship, we'll fuck casually and it will be great.
As soon as you mention "no kissing because I'm partnered", I am going to use my tight, grippy little ass to manipulate you into falling in love with me.
I'll suck your dick and edge you and show off the goods. Maybe invite you to finger it feel how tight is.
When you move to fuck me, I will tell you that sex is just too intimate and vulnerable for me to do it without kissing. Is it OK if I just blow you?
At that point I count down. It rarely takes 90 seconds before your lips are on mine and our tongues are entwined.
I will make you fuck me missionary, not just so you can hold my small frame and fuck me deep and hard, but so you can look at me. See my eyes roll from the size of your cock in me. Hear me sigh with pleasure. Kiss me with each thrust.
As you kiss and fuck me I will squeeze my ass-pussy muscles around your cock.
All along I will say, I love you, and pause just long enough to make you wonder, before I continue, I love your cock, or I love it when you fuck me, ...
After you breed me I'll cuddle and kiss you and fondle your cock or blow you until it gets hard again. Repeat once or twice so your balls are fully drained.
I'll hug you and say goodbye as if I were your real husband.
At first we'll just text to set up our next fuck. Within a week or two emojis and checking in during the day.
By the 5th date you will realize that my ass is tighter than your husband's and you've been thinking of me way too much.
We'll continue in that steady state, but as if we were boyfriends.
I will say I love you (without any add-ons) first. While you are fucking me, I will squeeze extra hard so you experience virgin-quality ass. Before you release inside, you will say I love you back to me.
We'll have a brief honeymoon during which we'll sneak in almost-daily meetings. I will ask questions about your partner.
You guys don't sleep together anymore? His hole isn't tight like mine? He doesn't swallow? I'll commiserate, lending an ear while I undermine your relationship. Eventually I'll give outright advice: he doesn't deserve you.
By this point I know who your partner is. Wouldn't it be terrible if someone sent him a recording of the last minutes of us fuckin, when we both say I love you?
I'll be available when hubby gets angry and breaks up with you.
A few more times fucking my ass and then I'll say, I just can't do this, because you still think about him.
You'll miss that tight ass as you cry.
"Happily partnered for guys on Grindr is one of the big lies, almost on par with "I'll pull out" for straight people.
If I meet a guy who is in a functional open relationship, we'll fuck casually and it will be great.
As soon as you mention "no kissing because I'm partnered", I am going to use my tight, grippy little ass to manipulate you into falling in love with me.
I'll suck your dick and edge you and show off the goods. Maybe invite you to finger it feel how tight is.
When you move to fuck me, I will tell you that sex is just too intimate and vulnerable for me to do it without kissing. Is it OK if I just blow you?
At that point I count down. It rarely takes 90 seconds before your lips are on mine and our tongues are entwined.
I will make you fuck me missionary, not just so you can hold my small frame and fuck me deep and hard, but so you can look at me. See my eyes roll from the size of your cock in me. Hear me sigh with pleasure. Kiss me with each thrust.
As you kiss and fuck me I will squeeze my ass-pussy muscles around your cock.
All along I will say, I love you, and pause just long enough to make you wonder, before I continue, I love your cock, or I love it when you fuck me, ...
After you breed me I'll cuddle and kiss you and fondle your cock or blow you until it gets hard again. Repeat once or twice so your balls are fully drained.
I'll hug you and say goodbye as if I were your real husband.
At first we'll just text to set up our next fuck. Within a week or two emojis and checking in during the day.
By the 5th date you will realize that my ass is tighter than your husband's and you've been thinking of me way too much.
We'll continue in that steady state, but as if we were boyfriends.
I will say I love you (without any add-ons) first. While you are fucking me, I will squeeze extra hard so you experience virgin-quality ass. Before you release inside, you will say I love you back to me.
We'll have a brief honeymoon during which we'll sneak in almost-daily meetings. I will ask questions about your partner.
You guys don't sleep together anymore? His hole isn't tight like mine? He doesn't swallow? I'll commiserate, lending an ear while I undermine your relationship. Eventually I'll give outright advice: he doesn't deserve you.
By this point I know who your partner is. Wouldn't it be terrible if someone sent him a recording of the last minutes of us fuckin, when we both say I love you?
I'll be available when hubby gets angry and breaks up with you.
A few more times fucking my ass and then I'll say, I just can't do this, because you still think about him.
You'll miss that tight ass as you cry.
"Happily partnered for guys on Grindr is one of the big lies, almost on par with "I'll pull out" for straight people.
