Hey dumb or dumber, how about you get off of mommy's computer before she catches you with your tiny pee pee out again?
That was about a 1.5/10. Please lay off the crack pipe first Nancy before entering words on the keyboard or in the very least consult a coherent adult for feedback. Douchebag.
No.
That would be embarrassing if she saw my my tiny pee pee. Will you put pie on my little pee pee and lick it?
You suck big donkey dick.
But it would be fun for you and I might like the taste of banana cream pie and asshole at the same time.
When I have a shitty day at the office I often read posts like yours and realize how lucky I am to be normal. You really sound like you're fucking tweaked to think that would taste good.
There is more to sex than fucking or sucking dick. You have to do something different once in a while. I assume that you are a woman. If you offered to lick my ass after I sat on a pie, I wouldn't mind.
i embaressed for you, if this kind of thing turns you on.
Don't you women clean out your ass or are do you only take a bath once a month. I see a lot of women getting their assholes licked on porno and there seems to be no problem. That's because they clean their asses probably several times a day. Maybe you should try it you dirty asses.
Why don't you try it? It doesn't have to be a pie. Try sitting in pudding and I will lick your ass. Jesus Christ, it would be more enjoyable for you to have your ass licked then for me to lick what might be a dirty ass. That's why you won't let me lick your ass. You might be embarrassed that your ass stinks from lack of cleaning your ass.
Maybe women aren't as clean people think.
I am 64 years old. Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I certainly will.
Fuck you.
It floats my boat.
What does having sex have to do with pie?
Everything.
Don't knock it until you try it.
You should be embarrassed because you can't spell embarrassed.
Aside from that, how about if I just lick your asshole without the pie.
