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jack me off for my birthday? If you jack me off, I will do anything you tell me to do.
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by Anonymous on Aug 28, 2009 at 1:44 PM
Sure, my name is Bernie and I'm 6'4", 240 lbs, quite hairy but I can dress up as a lady if you'd like.
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by Anonymous on Aug 28, 2009 at 11:59 PM
Will you force a chop stick covered in wassabi up your pee hole?
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by Anonymous on Aug 29, 2009 at 5:15 PM
Your an idiot who needs to get a life.
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by Anonymous on Aug 30, 2009 at 11:22 AM
You need to get a life, you need to get a life, you need to get a life, you need to get a life, you need to get a life, you need to get a life, you need to get a life. Is that all you have to say is you need to get a life?
Now will you jack me off for my birthday. That's what I call a life. Maybe you want to blow me.
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by Anonymous on Aug 30, 2009 at 10:12 PM
Chopstick in the pee hole bitch boy. That's what you will do for Madame Sheen if she jacks your tiny little wanker off.
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by Anonymous on Aug 30, 2009 at 10:51 PM
All fucking women are total assholes. They all think that they are God's gift to men. Well you're not. You couldn't handle my cock.
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by Anonymous on Sep 1, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Exactly. We don't have a set of tweezers small enough to maneuver it without damaging it.
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by Anonymous on Sep 1, 2009 at 6:52 PM
Doesn't matter how small a dick it is, it can still be jacked off.
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by Anonymous on Sep 3, 2009 at 4:09 PM
How dare you insult my little dick. It isn't my fault that I have a small dick. Lick my dick and maybe it will grow.
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by Anonymous on Nov 12, 2009 at 9:25 AM
I think being jacked off by a woman is a nice life.
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