My problems? I don't like my body.

Here's what I don't like ...
Height - 4-foot-8-inches
Weight - 84 pounds (up to 86 with water retention)
Measurements - 29-24-30 (no cup size)
Age - 23 years.

That's right - twenty-three years. TWENTY-THREE fucking years old, and I get carded at PG-13 movies!

Thanks to the mysteries of biology, for some reason I just don't grow. I didn't even have a period until I was eighteen and I stopped growing about that time!

I hear all these women bitching about "oh I'm too this" and "Oh I'm too that". Well, how would you like being mistaken for a ten-year-old?!

I've had sex three times in my life - one of those was with a guy who I'm sure was a closet freak because he kept giving me stuffed animals and wanting to go to the amusement park. One was a guy who was being pranked by his buddies. And one left after having sex once because he said it was "creepy".

I WANT A BODY TRANSPLANT!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 13, 2009 at 5:23 AM

You can't change who you are, and you shouldn't want to. There are a lot of guys out there that like petite girls. You just need to find someone who will appreciate who you are. Like I always say, there's an ass for every seat.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 13, 2009 at 10:06 AM

I don't know you, obviously, but if you were a nice person I wouldn't have any problem with your size & shape.

As the previous poster said, there's always someone for everyone. Keep going about your life being happy and make yourself available. You'll find someone and someone will find you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 13, 2009 at 1:54 PM

Have you considered breast enhancement? Also, consult a makeup/stylist. It won't change your size, but your self perception.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 13, 2009 at 7:23 PM

You could paint yourself blue and claim to be a smurf! I've always wanted to bag a smurf.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 13, 2009 at 8:13 PM

Wish I could help you, but my ex-wife was a hair over 6 feet tall and went to Texas A&M on a volleyball scholarship. My current wife is 6 feet even and played volleyball at The University of Texas. I guess I have a thing for tall women. I do have a daschund named Shorty, though if it makes you feel any better.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 13, 2009 at 11:22 PM

You could probably make a lot of money doing porn and role playing as a minor.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 15, 2009 at 12:16 PM

I love that niche in porn! There have been quite a few girls who have made big money playing the Lolitia. The first one that comes to mind is usually billed as Gauge.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 16, 2009 at 1:33 AM

Well that was a colossal failure!

I googled "Gauge" and found out she looks better than me, but still young. So I took some shots of myself and sent them to Diabolic Video, the company that produces Gauge's films. They sent back a nasty e-mail saying they don't do kiddy porn! A couple of more exchanges and they threatened to call the feds on me! They simply wouldn't believe that I was an adult!

I went to school with the guy who works at the liquor store - at least he believes I'm an adult. It doesn't take much to get me drunk either. It would be nice to find a guy who didn't want me to call him "Daddy" and who could treat me like a woman.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 18, 2009 at 8:50 AM

I'm drunk. So you know what? Tomorrow's Monday - tomorrow I'm going to go hang out at the middle school down the road until someone notices that I'm too old to be there. If nobody notices after a week, then I'll give up on nice guys and start looking for weird guys who want me to wear schoolgirl outfits and watch Barney with them.

I think I'm in a depression. Fuck it.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 14, 2010 at 1:03 AM

Hey get at me if you are in the CT or Philly areas, i love petite girls. [email protected]

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 30, 2010 at 1:30 PM

that makes me horny with a body like yours. I would love to do you every day

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 30, 2012 at 10:57 AM

God this was three years ago that I wrote this. I was in a depression, too.

I actually went through with it - I hung around the middle school, and on the third day I got picked up by a fifth-grader. Yes, that's right. He said I was cute, his friends were giggling, and he grabbed my ass. At that point I wasn't in my right mind so I thought why not and I ended up goading a pack of kids into gang-banging me.

After that I went to Tad my friend who works in the liquor store and talked him into signing me up for 5th grade, posing as my father. I was a top student of course, and I was also the biggest bisexual slut in the school. I did my damnedest to fuck every boy and those girls who wanted it. By December I was visiting the school counselor once a week because of missing class.

By this time I was living with Tad and he was screwing me, too. It seems my lolita thing was turning him on. So I was making him happy and getting my womanhood reasserted by pretending to be a kid. By summer, there was an epidemic of STD and pregnancy, and I was proud thinking I was responsible for that.

Summer was fantastic with pool parties, sleepovers, and sneaking into boys' rooms. And 6th grade was more of the same. That year the teachers had heard of my reputation and were having conferences with Tad, who refused to believe a word of it. There were no virgin boys left, and I had my own little clique of girly-sluts and their boy-toys.

Summer of 6th grade I branched out into younger and older boys, too. My clique heard that I was screwing Ted so they began going after their male relatives. Most of them succeeded and it was a requirement in 7th grade that to be a member of my "slut squad" you had to "go family".

My sanity has returned, and this will be my last year in junior high. Ted and I will move to another state over Christmas and get legally married. And I'll leave behind me over 300 boy-virginities taken, a large number of families turned perverted, and I think at least a couple of dozen young lesbians. And I'll have with me a really great guy I should have noticed years earlier and who can accept me no matter what.

I still wish I looked older. Or at least had tits.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 7, 2012 at 6:14 AM

Hey girl, don't be so hard on yourself, most petite girls are beautiful. Would you prefer to be 6'2 and 365 pounds? Most guys would take you in a second. Take care yourself keep clean and dress nice, get your hair done
to suit your body. Keep us posted.
Good luck

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 18, 2019 at 5:03 AM

I am 6'4”, my wife is 4'11” wears 5 inch heels, tiny skirts, sexy makeup and our sex is rock'n! I love her small size, she is my FUCK DOLL! She dresses really sexy, I love showing her off and letting my friends and strangers play with her. Watching her walk around sexually open bars and get hit on is a blast. One of her admirers followed us out to the car and started talking to us and I told her to take off her skirt and panties, get in the back seat on her back and spread her legs. She did and I watched this stranger fuck her. We did that a lot.

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