Never Forget His Face When I Told Him

We were about five months into our marriage when my husband said he had a question for me but did not want to offend me. I thought he was going to ask about snoring or farting maybe then he asked me about why there was no blood the first time we made love when I told him I was a virgin. I laughed some and answered his question with I was a virgin in the sense of a man having sex with me, told him he was the first man I did anything with, not even second base with anyone. What I did do was a lot of self pleasure and most of the phallic objects around me were not safe, even the top of the bed post on my old foot board was inside me. The look on his face was one of amazement and wonder, he smiled somewhat and asked me what was the largest thing I ever used on myself. I told him next time we were at my mothers house I would show it to him, she had this ceramic sculpture that weighed like twenty pounds and I think it was solid. I told him it was at least a foot tall and no idea how big around but it stretched me out pretty good.

We are at her house like two weeks later and he is looking around the living room then looked back at me pointing to it over on the end table. I slowly nodded up and down, he could not stop thinking about it, told me later on that thing was more than a foot tall and had to be four to five inches thick. He just looked at me and asked if i had the whole thing inside me and I told him I would put it on the floor then squat on it and after several minutes could feel my butt hitting the carpet.

How are you so tight still? he laughed.