Adult Confessions

Over 75,700 Adult Confessions Shared!

- Women Only -

Why did the woman cross the road?

Answer: that's not the point, what the fucking hell is the bitch doing out of the kitchen?

8
# 8224 - by Anonymous / November 18, 2009
Previous Next

Comments

Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 19, 2009 at 4:05 AM

she's looking for a dick thats bigger than your 3-1/2 incher.

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 19, 2009 at 7:10 AM

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing! You already told her twice!

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 19, 2009 at 8:54 AM

To get the hell away from you!

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 19, 2009 at 9:51 AM

A: The man was busy choking the chicken.

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 19, 2009 at 3:06 PM

Damn straight!

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 22, 2009 at 7:09 AM

Why does a bride wear white? So that the dishwasher matches the stove and fridge.

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 25, 2009 at 11:57 PM

Badabing!

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 23, 2012 at 10:39 AM

What the fucking hell are 11 year olds repeating their dad's favourite jokes doing on an adult site?

(0)  (0)

Comment this

Can't read the image? Click here to refresh



© Copyright 2026 Adult Confessions | All Rights Reserved.