Talk Dirty To Me

To begin with if you don't know who Billy Connolly is then go watch him on YouTube. He's a famous Scottish comedian and actor..of sorts.
A few years ago i had a girlfriend who was a swinger and brought me into the scene.
We attended a few events and some private parties, these were generally held at someones home and for a select few players, and we were at such a party one evening.
The party usually starts with folks having a drink and a chat in a social manner. A getting to know you kinda thing before the adult side of things start.
This party had eight couples, including my girlfriend and myself, in attendance. One couple were very upper middle class posh. The man was politely spoken and well mannered and his wife was a tall, blonde, slender figured, cut glass accent woman. The rest of us were a mox of working class and middle class. I was talking about the state of buses in our city and how the companies weredoing things so badly and passengers were this and that, i had gone into a sort of quite rant about it, and i suddenly noticed that everyone had stopped drinking and were staring at me. I apologised for the rant and that's when the Posh Lady smiled and said i wasn't the rant it was the way i sounded, "Billy Connolly" she said " He sounds just like Billy does" to which the rest of the group all agreed and found it to be quite funny.
So time has passed and we're now having the adult fun with plenty of fornication going on between folks. The Posh Lady is having sex with very few guys and only one at time, the other ladies are entertaining a couple of guys at a time, she comes over to me and asks me to join her privately in a bedroom. I happily join her in the bedroom where we engage in some very passionate kissing, oral, 69 and then into some sex. We do a few postions before we end up in missionary. Her posh accent swearing at me to 'fuck her harder' or ' suck my nipples' is making me harder than ever and as i am pumping away at her she tells me to "Talk dirty to me in the Billy voice"
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK !!! Anyone who knows Billy Connolly knows that he never sounds sexy when doing a show, he could chapters from Shades of Grey and it won't sound sexy and somehow in the midst of a great fuck session i have to one talk like Billy, i DON'T DO IMPRESSIONS OF HIM, two somehow make it sound like dirty sexy talk and stil keep a hard on and fucking her
So from somewhere within me i start swearing at her like i am doing a rant and i hear myself sounding like Billy saying 'Oh you dirty little fucking whore bastard c**t fucking dirty shagging knickless tramp of a back alley hooker' and such like that has her screaming 'YES YES YES' in my ear until i blow my load and she digs her high heels into my arse and her nails into my shoulders deep enough to leave marks for days.
So after we clean up and return to the room i am in a state of shock. My girlfriend who has just finished being spitroasted by Mr Posh Manners and another chap asks what happened. So i whisper in her ears " She asked me to talk dirty to her in my Billy voice"....her jaw dropped and her eyes went wide.
To this day that is the kinkiest sex i have ever had !