My favorite way to masturbate is to lie down on the bed, take the smooth end of a permanant marker *make sure you have the cap on the marker* and rub it fast and hard in between my vag' cheeks (not actually in it) while moving my pelvis in different pleasurable positions...
No one's ever caught me doing this...
Anyone share this techinique?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 31, 2005 at 5:32 PM

I just use my finger.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 2, 2005 at 2:45 PM

I usually get on my knees and bend over so my ass is up in the air and open. I run my fingers up and down from my asshole to my clit. When I'm ready to cum, I finger my pussy and my asshole at the same time really fast.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 2, 2005 at 2:50 PM

I first learned to masturbate watching my stepdad's porn collection when I was supposed to be baby-sitting my step-siblings. I'd put them to bed early and then sneak downstairs to the den. My step father hid his videos inside a box marked "Westerns" because no one else likes Westerns. I'd pop in a video and then slip off my panties and straddle the arm of his leather sofa. I'd scoot back and forth until I came.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 3, 2005 at 9:48 AM

I started masturbating when I was 12. My best friend's sister, who was 16 at the time, showed me how she touched herself and got herself off. I stroked myself while she rubbed my chest and my stomach. She was kissing me and touching my nipples while I had my first (and best) orgasm. Now, I'm 22, and I still get off alot better with women than men.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 19, 2005 at 3:58 PM

well the best thing to do is get a hot dog weener put a condom on it and indert it into the vagy . the beat are the jumbo ones, long and fat. do it really fast and u migh want to change the weener because its going to get soft and warm

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 20, 2005 at 12:43 AM

Sounds like the weener may be smarter than you are.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 20, 2005 at 1:03 PM

Well why do u say that? actually the weener idea sounds pretty good. I should try it someday

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 20, 2005 at 6:25 PM

You don't need the condom cause the weiner won't get you pregnant or transmit any STD's.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 22, 2005 at 1:35 PM

well you wouldnt want weener stuff all over your pussy , right??

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 14, 2006 at 3:51 AM

Actually, I'm a pillow humper myself. I lay face down in bed, with my pillow under my pussy, with my legs spread out behind me. I pump my hips and ass back and forth, rubbing my spread pussy lips and clitty against my pillow. I hump harder and faster till I make myself have the yummiest orgasm!

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