it was my first baby on the way and my bf and i were in the middle of nowhere with the baby comeing next week. we had decided to wander around the bueitiful country side in our tiny convertible. so where stuck in the middle of nowhere and the baby decides to come early - really early. so we stop on the side of the road my bf's phone is'nt charged. so i start screaming of pain (really loud pain)
and these people come in one of those huge vans that fit like 9 people but their wher 11 people because 2 where 8 and 12. the rest where our age (25-30). so they stop by to see what's wrong. one of the grownups was a doctor in training. so the baby is comeing fast yet very slow and painful. he asks if he can help and my bf says nothanks b/c we dont even know them. i scream again and thats when i sream god dammit help me here. yes the kids heard me. so about an hour of sreaming and pusing the guy says i give up! my luck, the baby, With a huge push from my confustion and anger comes 2 minutes later. with no towels we drie off the baby (daren jon peirce) with the soft lush grass. and the two kids have eyes as wide as dinner plates. i calm down and say thank you and they leave. i was thinking that was the scareest time of my life. not just the birthing, the fact that all 12 people managed to be able to look at what god gave women (i was butt naked b/c i had on baggy cargo jeans. and i was leting a 22 year old guy mess with my "certain area" that i didnt even know! while all 11 other people where watching!!!!!!!!!!!! my husband was even intersted in wacthing!!!!!!!!!!! the end!?#@%&*

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by Anonymous on Dec 25, 2005 at 9:52 AM

Nice try, but no go. First he's your BF and then he's your husband a few minutes later. Also 22 year old med students usually haven't had their OB rotation yet and are generally clueless about delivery protocols.

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by Anonymous on Dec 25, 2005 at 9:58 AM

sorry..but the last reply does have a good point...but nice story anyways..

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by Anonymous on Dec 25, 2005 at 7:24 PM

Any woman who has given birth in a U.S. hospital has probably had about the same number of strangers see her genitalia. Especially if its a teaching hospital. Its not unusual for medical school students to be given a try at feeling the amount of dilation or the position that the baby has descended into.

In the extrememly unlikely event that this tale did occur, trust me you served as good birth control for any one on the van who hadn't had a kid already.

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by Anonymous on Dec 25, 2005 at 10:47 PM

That was you? I thought it was my neighbors cow.

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by Anonymous on Dec 26, 2005 at 1:51 AM

You posted this same story some time ago, and it stinks just as bad this time.

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