I confess to not wanting a big wedding. However, I confess also to wanting a small intimate gathering with just immediate family at some very posh destination. I confess to wishing to wear something that will show off my petite slender figure and make my bf's sister look fat. I confess to wanting to not tell my stupid extended family about my wedding, they'll just hear that "--- got married to her DR fiance in Switzerland in a castle"

I want them to be jealous. This is sick.