My husband and I frequent a local novelty store, where one of those mechanical Chihuahas called Humphrey the humping dog is outside of its' box, usually clinging onto some display case. My husband always presses its' go button located on its' ear, when it starts furiously pumping its' hips and butt in humping motions, all the while whinning and howling as if having an orgasm. The thing is, everytime I watch Humphrey's mechanical masturbatorial antics, I get the embarrassed giggles, because that's exactly how I look when I'm humping my pillows or stuffed animals! My husband always gives me a knowing smile as I watch Humphrey humping, he knowing full well what I'm thinking. Every once in a while, he whispers to me if something looks familiar. I've got to wonder if anyone else in the store can geuss that I'm a naughty humper just like Humphrey!

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by Anonymous on Feb 20, 2007 at 12:10 AM

I would laugh my ass off watching that dog hump, but I think it would make me sick watching you.

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by Anonymous on Feb 20, 2007 at 3:23 AM

Well, you're not my husband, who gets off watching me hump my pillow, then gives me hot sex right afterward.
Asshole.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 20, 2007 at 7:49 AM

Speaking of asshole, may I lick yours?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 21, 2007 at 12:40 AM

Sorry, not into that. Besides, I think my 300 lbs husband who shaves his head and lifts weights wouldn't like it.

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by Anonymous on Feb 21, 2007 at 6:53 AM

Why would you be married to a 300 pound brick wall?

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by Anonymous on Feb 21, 2007 at 5:54 PM

Well, she did say that she humps her pillow.

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by Anonymous on Feb 22, 2007 at 12:53 AM

Because he has a sweet soul, and he makes me cum like no other man or woman has ever made me cum before!

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by Anonymous on Mar 20, 2007 at 12:26 PM

Exactly what is HOT sex as opposed to just PLAIN sex?

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