I would laugh my ass off watching that dog hump, but I think it would make me sick watching you.
Well, you're not my husband, who gets off watching me hump my pillow, then gives me hot sex right afterward.
Asshole.
Speaking of asshole, may I lick yours?
Sorry, not into that. Besides, I think my 300 lbs husband who shaves his head and lifts weights wouldn't like it.
Why would you be married to a 300 pound brick wall?
Well, she did say that she humps her pillow.
Because he has a sweet soul, and he makes me cum like no other man or woman has ever made me cum before!
Exactly what is HOT sex as opposed to just PLAIN sex?