Thank you
Why don't you go for it?
On one hand, it's not terrifically likely it would be noticed -- the pickling spices and preservatives in <I>pickles</I>, for example, would kill any particular taste your urine might have.
Alternately, if someone DID somehow, get -- errrr - <I>wind</I> of your little prank, you could be spending that 2 grand on getting out of jail and legal expenses, not to mention the difficulty in getting another job once something like that is on your resume....
Personally, I rarely eat out, even in expensive restaurants, because I am somewhat paranoid about just the sort of thing you describe; i. e.: consuming someone else's waste material/mucosa/excess enzymes/hair/dead skin cells, etc., is a BIG turnoff.
One other thing, before I turn you loose to pollute the food supply - is English your native language?
Your typing, grammar, etc., is atrocious.
Her typing, grammar is atrocious?
Who cares? Apparently, you understood what she typed.
Question: Who cares? Answer: Anone who is intelligent ehough to offer any serious advice or response of any positive consequence, unlike yourself who is obviously prepared to accept written garbage.
Golden showers, Pee Sex, Despiration Games, even Pee Drinking are fine in my book. In other words any of the above done between two or more CONSENTING adults is fine but I draw the line (as should you) when it would involve any others; especially an act such as you describe. From a medical point; I know fresh human pee from a healthy person is sterile but it is only fresh for the moment and I must warn you; if people start getting sick they will investigate and you will get sucked into that investigation eventually and if say a DNA test led to you well you get the picture, and if your man to be doesn't understand your position here you best consider moving on.
don't do this resturants always have hidden camaras some where even mcdonalds these days. and why would they have only one person closing. no manager and no other person that is breaking a federal safety law. i use to work in the food industry so i know those laws
If your grammer is any indication of your past position when "in the restaurant business," it appears you were either bus boy, dishwasher, or after-hour clean up person. And your giving advise; what a joke.
FUCK GRAMMAR!!!!!!!!
<font color=blue><b>Words of a true uneducated idiot.</b></font>
I am so sorry. I meant FUCK YOU!!!!!
no i wasnt a bus boy or dishwasher i was a second shift manger. i used to close every night. as well as i was head of our production line. i also did the orders for route sales. i am no idiot thank you very much. you are if you do this. i hope you get caught and arrested.
You misspelled two words.
I love you. xoxoxoxoxo
I was not the original poster nor do I agree with that act. But what I said about your grammer stands.
No Don't pee in the pickles. Its one thing to maybe get with your pee games in public, but this would affect the public. I wish my man would get into some kink but if he asked me to do something like pee in the pickles, I'd after no say no.
How far for money? I've gone pretty far for money. I was in 9 porn movies. Peeing games, public stripping, lesbian sex, dildoes, the sybian, gang-bangs, spankings until red and sore - all for money.
How far for love? I don't know. Never been in love. I've had sex for pity, and when I was young and stupid I had sex with a younger guy to keep him from "turning" gay.
How far when drunk and smoking weed at the same time? You don't want to know, honey. I don't believe it and I saw the video.