I tried shitting outside. It was on my boy friend's back porch. I had to take a shit real bad and the bathroom was being used.
You talk like a retard.
you tried? what is that supposed to mean?
It means I tried and i succeeded.
What is wrong with you? It is like if a person has constipation. The person tries to shit and it finally happens you jackoff. I would like to try and shit on your face.
Who the fuck is Noone and why would anyone want to take a dump with him/her looking?
Now you know I meant no one you big turd.
no.
Grow up for Gods sake.
I had to take a shit in the station car park a couple of weeks ago.
My boyfriend and I were on our way back from London after an evening out.I had said to my boyfriend that I needed to go when we were on the train but that I would wait until we got home.As we got off the train I felt I needed to go badly.(must have been ok because I was sitting).The station toilets were closed, and as we walked to the car I knew that I wouldn't make it home,in fact it was nearly comming out.I told my boyfriend and he said "as long as you make it to the car,you can squat behind it and with a bit of luck the cctv won't see you."
As we got to the car it was starting to come out,I just managed to flip my thong to one side before it all came out.One great big load right by the car.I quickly took my thong off wiped my arse,and drove out of the car park.