Adult Confessions

Over 75,710 Adult Confessions Shared!

- Women Only -

No matter how much I wipe my ass, I always always get shit stains on my anties after taking a shit. How can I wipe my ass without getting shit stains on my panties?

I suppose the only realistic way is to get in the shower and soap my hands up and wash between my ass cheeks.

15
# 8691 - by Anonymous / June 8, 2007
Previous Next

Comments

Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 8, 2007 at 7:09 PM

Just how big is your ass?

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 8, 2007 at 8:22 PM

What does the size of my ass have to do with it? Panties ride up your ass no matter how small or big one's ass is.

I have a medium size ass.

Are you trying to say you never get shit stains or maybe you never shit.

I just asked why I get shit stains no matter how much I wipe. Maybe you can wipe my ass for me to the point of not getting shit stains on my panties.

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 8, 2007 at 10:53 PM

you are gross women don't talk gross like that you sound like a man

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 8, 2007 at 11:00 PM

Gross my ass. You mean there are no gross women in this world. There is grossness all over the world.

I think to prevent shit stains you have to hop in the shower after you wipe your ass and wash out between your ass cheeks. this applies to both men and women. Good God, don't freak out.

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 9, 2007 at 12:10 AM

Three words - flushable baby wipes. They clean my ass perfectly after taking a shit. Plus, they won't plug up the toilet aftr flushing the crapper.

As a side note, my wife can cuss a blue streak that would make a sailor blush, so yes, a chick can talk as gross as a guy.

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 9, 2007 at 6:51 AM

It's called a Bedet; a divice kind of looks like toilet and sits next to it and when you turn it on a sit on it you get a stram of warm water where washing is needed.

If your cheep and don't want to spend the bucks for one; sit on the sink and use your hand.

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 13, 2007 at 10:58 PM

so your telling me everytime they take a shit they hop in the shower to clean their ass? that's bull

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 14, 2007 at 9:15 AM

I am not telling anybody to jump in the shower to clean their ass everytime they take a shit. That's for people who can't stand shit stains on their underwear.

It's hard not to get shit stains no matter how much you wipe. Shit stains rule.

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 14, 2007 at 10:06 AM

How about after you wipe your ass the best you can, you place a wad of toilet paper between your ass cheeks then you won't get shit stains on your panties, just the toilet paper. Then at the end of the day, you throw the toilet paper into the toilet and flush your shit stains down the toilet.

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 16, 2007 at 1:04 PM

Okay; I'm a guy, but a girl friend of mine and I discussed this once.
The bidet is the best way, as another poster pointed out, but they're hard to come by in Bushoria.
I haven't tried the flushable baby wipes.
My method is to wet a good sized wad of toilet paper and really scrub the old anus down until there's no more brown.
Try that.
If it doesn't work for you, and you don't want to get a bidet or use the baby wipes, then may I suggest a disposable pad placed in the crotch of your panties.
Another possibility is to stop wearing panties and try bloomers (if you can still find them) or jockey shorts for men.
Neither of them should ride up your crack.

Good luck!

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 21, 2007 at 9:38 AM

Perhaps you like shit stains on your panties.

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 24, 2007 at 9:07 AM

I use the baby wipes after the initial toilet paper, then toilet paper again to dry. It works well and keeps you clean without having to shower.

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 28, 2007 at 3:59 AM

how is it that a woman gets shit stains on her panties? try shaving?it seems to the norm today if you cant get your hands on an ole bedae.shave,the girls who wear gee's im sure dont complain or have that problem.

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 28, 2007 at 10:32 AM

Everybody, men and woman get shit stains on their underpants. Don't you?

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 1, 2007 at 3:17 PM

What kinds of foods do you eat? If you eat lots of rich, spicy or greasy foods, your shit may be really messy. It may leave thick skid marks in the toilet, in this case just imagine between your ass cheeks. You will need lots of toilet paper and still may not get real clean. There are types of foods that if you eat them your shit will be much cleaner, you may not even see much on the toilet paper after just one wipe. Do you fart a lot? Sometimes when you fart you may blow out an oily discharge which may stain your panties. One last point, which way do you wipe? If you wipe from front to back you will get a better clean not to mention wipe your shit away from your pussy instead of into it, a poopy pussy is not too appealing! You can likely solve your problem with some changes in your eating habits.

(0)  (0)

Comment this

Can't read the image? Click here to refresh



© Copyright 2026 Adult Confessions | All Rights Reserved.