Fart in his face
LOL. That is funny. Maybe I will fart in his face. I am going over to his apartment tonight. I know he is going to want to kiss my ass because he always asks me. Before I go over to his house, I will eat a can of beans. When he asks me if he can kiss my ass, I will surprise him and say yes.
He will be thrilled to kiss my ass .. I will tell him to kiss my left cheek and right ass cheek. Then I will tell him to kiss my ass crack from top to bottom. When his lips get halfway down my ass crack, then hopefully I will be able to leave a long fart in his face. I am getting nervous. I am afraid he will get pissed off at me, but I am going to take a chance. Maybe he will even like it.
I did it. I farted in my boyfriend's face. Guess what? He liked it. After I farted in his face, he buried his nose between hy ass cheeks and he sniffed my asshole until the fart smell went away. Then he asked me to fart in his face again which I did. I never thought he would enjoy my farts so much.
Makes one wonder what else are they dying to do with you. That is only the beginning. They all start at kissing the ass, then they want to lick it, and lo and behold they want to start screwing you in da' hole. Watch out now!
Oh my goodness, I don't want to even think of having a dick up my ass. I will certainly refuse him if he wants to fuck me in the ass.
when i was very young i hooked up with the first guy who ever licked my asshole. he really was into it and i just kind of lay there not at all thinking about how it felt.
for the last year, i have been fucking a few guys. the ones who lick my pussy are the best. i either ask them to lick my pussy up and down to the asshole, or they just do it. i am not going to lick a dude's asshole, ever!
two guys (4 total in my whole life)i regularly sleep with i will let put it in my ass for a little while. getting butt-fucked hurts. but ass licking is so fucking good.
