When you get to school I would strip her naked and tie her to a tree. Shave her pussy. Call all the boys to take a picture and post it on the internet.
Yeah, best thing to do is just not be her friend. Do not take anything these fucking clowns say seriously, you'll end up in jail or the nut house! Could you imagine tying someone to a tree and shaving them? What kind of sentance would you get for that??? I think it's atleast 5 years for kidnapping, plus the shaving would be assault and battery and if would most likely be labled under a sex crime so that would be on your record, well forever! If the boyfriend is worth it ditch the friend...but chances are he's not because he was not forced to go out with her either!!! So my best advice to you would be to leave them both behind...you can find more friends and a boyfriend that gave two shits about you!
Wonder if I made her kiss every inch of my ass? Would that get me in trouble?
Don't get mad, get even.
Go out with your boyfriend's best friend. And then go out with your best friend's boyfriend.