So I was masterbating at my house. I broke my dildoe because I used it too many times. I was relly horny so I used a knife. It hurt but felt good. I then wanted to experiment so I used my brothers chainsaw. I turned it on and it turnered me on. It vibrated great. U should try it.

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by Anonymous on Jun 29, 2003 at 9:59 AM

Oh boy- now you can try using a hot plugged-in curling iron while you are taking a bath!

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by Anonymous on Jul 1, 2003 at 7:26 AM

Try masterbating during the spin cycles on the washing machine. It's great.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 2, 2003 at 6:05 PM

who ever wrote this is a freak

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by Anonymous on Jul 15, 2003 at 5:03 AM

No, just some young punk wise ass little kid crying for some attention.

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by Anonymous on Jan 13, 2014 at 4:16 PM

Well he/she got the attention they so badly craved. What 'excuse' did they use for extreme genital mutilation, when arriving at the emergency room? :)

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