My boss gave me a super big account and project but keeps adding extra responsibilities to the account, and I'm so overworked I'm afraid I'm going to only do a half-assed job on both. He's setting me up for failure without giving additional resources (although, I've asked).

This morning, while he was in a meeting, I peed on his car in the garage. I made sure there were no security cameras, dropped my pants and pissed on his hood.

I actually felt better. I wonder what'll happen to his paint job if I do it daily?