I was working abroad and in a moment of stupidity decided I would accompany a friend to a bar and nickname ourselves Han and Luke. So Han and Luke went with the Falcon and I ended up chatting to an insanely hot Filipina girl.. long story short.... "she love me all of her life"... and she knows where I live.

Also there is something offputting about a girl saying the wrong name in bed... even if you told her to call you Commander Skywalker.

P.S. I test positive for 'girlfriend back home I really love'.