We live in the middle of the two biggest asshole families that one would want to meet. On the left we have some old pot smoking stoned out of their gourd, junk cars in the yard, with some boats and three dogs that they leave along to bark for hours on end. They mow their lawn at the crack of dawn, they burn huge bonfires at night to mask the pot they are smoking. After all that they moved in a stoner son who has what appears to be dreadlocks from thinning receding hair. He brought to the party a pit bull who howls all the time and a fat biker chick he picked up from somewhere. They spray each other with hoses and laugh and scream. On the other side we have yuppie hippies. The bitch is just what i said a big ugly nosey bitch with a mans haircut, the guy who is bisexual it looks like with hoop earrings and follows her around like a puppy dog. they have these loud obnoxious parties with yuppies that come and visit them. they tore up their whole back yard to plant a garden that somehow got some roundup on it. I hate them both so bad, I wish the market would get better so i could get the fuck out of here!!!