After finally getting into the series Dexter (all my friends are into it and demanded I join the trend), I realize how much the serial killer character is like my ex-boyfriend... and in the first season, how Dexter's brother is like the ex-boyfriend's brother... and went searching for slash on the internet only because now that the ex and I have broken up, he doesn't tell me stories about the times that the two of them did kinky shit together.
Something about gay, incestual sociopathic brothers is really, really, inordinately hot to me.