I have to tell someone and this is the first confession site I found in google.
So I'm home alone with nothing to do today, just woke up, sitting in bed with some morning wood and get the idea I want to experience some anal play. I've tried using my fingers before with little excitement and I used a pen inside a latex glove once but neither of those really interested me. I took a mental inventory of objects in my apartment that might be appropriate for this job when I remembered I had some spare ping pong balls. I don't consider myself an idiot so I wasn't about to shove a ping pong ball in my anus without a retrieval system so I got out a latex glove and pushed the ball as far down a finger slot as I could. I layed a towel out on the bed, grabbed the bottle of lube and laid down on my back with my feet dangling over my head. I get the glove covered in lube and start gentling pushing the ping pong ball against my sphincter. The lube feels icy cold at first, but then I relax and it provides a nice soothing sensation. I've seen plenty of porn, so I know how to gently work it in due to all those "first time anal" videos. After about 5 minutes I work up the courage to get it all the way in and I find it easier to hold my hand with the glove and ball in place and then work my butt up against it. I get the sensation of pooing and then it feels like I'm having a monster poo and then the sensation subsides as my sphincter closes in around the ball. The majority of the latex glove is still hanging out but the middle finger with ping pong ball has completely been consumed. Success!
Now it's time to jerk off with it inside me. I get up off the bed and slowly walk to the chair in front of my computer. Even though there is no way it's coming out by itself I keep my anus clenched and while walking I feel a bit girly using my hips to put one foot in front of the other. I sit down with a pair of boxers as padding in the chair, slip on my headphones and load up fantasti.cc. It truly is a wonderful website. On the front page is a hentai clip about a guy doing his girlfriend's mother. Looks tempting enough. I get the video loaded and it doesn't disappoint. I have decided before hand that I won't try to mess with my butt during the jerkoff routine and just be satisfied with knowing the ping pong ball is safely in there. With the added sensation the climax comes quick and then I relax in the chair with a condom full of cum hanging off my penis and a latex glove covered in lube hanging out my rear.
After the brief break I get up and head to the bathroom to remove my make-shift anal bead. I squat down over the toilet and pull on the glove to force an exit. It's slow coming but I eventually get to the pooing sensation which quickly moves to the major pooing sensation. It feels like it's stalling so I pull harder on the glove and then Ka-Pow! The glove-encased ping pong ball smacks against the open toilet lid and my anus snaps shut like a door in an episode of Moonlighting. I can't help but yelp at the discomfort. Who knew it was going to be harder coming out then going in?
I bring the glove out from around me and stare in awe at the object that was moments ago inside my rectum. It's a tough ball--no deformations and it has kept it's perfectly spherical shape. The middle finger of the glove has a bit of beige goo down the length of it. I promptly trash it and glance at the toilet. There is a similar streak of goo on the inside of the toilet lid where the ball and glove were ejected. I grab a handful of toilet paper and briskly wipe down all surfaces. I remove and trash the condom and can't wait to take a peek at my rear end. So I bend my body away from the mirror and spread the cheeks. Well, the sphincter opens and closes just fine, though I might be imagining it it looks like it opens a little wider than before. My whole anal crevice sure looks cleaner though!
I wipe my ass thoroughly making sure there's no feces or, dare I say it, blood... but all I get is lube. Phew! I wash my hands with some warm water and shea butter soap--the fragrance is very soothing. I have the feeling of a phantom ping pong ball still lodged in my rectum and I bet that's going to last the better part of the day. With this weird feeling and the pain of the crowning and evacuation I don't think I will try this again. Though, I never can predict what my brain will think of in the future.
So I'm home alone with nothing to do today, just woke up, sitting in bed with some morning wood and get the idea I want to experience some anal play. I've tried using my fingers before with little excitement and I used a pen inside a latex glove once but neither of those really interested me. I took a mental inventory of objects in my apartment that might be appropriate for this job when I remembered I had some spare ping pong balls. I don't consider myself an idiot so I wasn't about to shove a ping pong ball in my anus without a retrieval system so I got out a latex glove and pushed the ball as far down a finger slot as I could. I layed a towel out on the bed, grabbed the bottle of lube and laid down on my back with my feet dangling over my head. I get the glove covered in lube and start gentling pushing the ping pong ball against my sphincter. The lube feels icy cold at first, but then I relax and it provides a nice soothing sensation. I've seen plenty of porn, so I know how to gently work it in due to all those "first time anal" videos. After about 5 minutes I work up the courage to get it all the way in and I find it easier to hold my hand with the glove and ball in place and then work my butt up against it. I get the sensation of pooing and then it feels like I'm having a monster poo and then the sensation subsides as my sphincter closes in around the ball. The majority of the latex glove is still hanging out but the middle finger with ping pong ball has completely been consumed. Success!
Now it's time to jerk off with it inside me. I get up off the bed and slowly walk to the chair in front of my computer. Even though there is no way it's coming out by itself I keep my anus clenched and while walking I feel a bit girly using my hips to put one foot in front of the other. I sit down with a pair of boxers as padding in the chair, slip on my headphones and load up fantasti.cc. It truly is a wonderful website. On the front page is a hentai clip about a guy doing his girlfriend's mother. Looks tempting enough. I get the video loaded and it doesn't disappoint. I have decided before hand that I won't try to mess with my butt during the jerkoff routine and just be satisfied with knowing the ping pong ball is safely in there. With the added sensation the climax comes quick and then I relax in the chair with a condom full of cum hanging off my penis and a latex glove covered in lube hanging out my rear.
After the brief break I get up and head to the bathroom to remove my make-shift anal bead. I squat down over the toilet and pull on the glove to force an exit. It's slow coming but I eventually get to the pooing sensation which quickly moves to the major pooing sensation. It feels like it's stalling so I pull harder on the glove and then Ka-Pow! The glove-encased ping pong ball smacks against the open toilet lid and my anus snaps shut like a door in an episode of Moonlighting. I can't help but yelp at the discomfort. Who knew it was going to be harder coming out then going in?
I bring the glove out from around me and stare in awe at the object that was moments ago inside my rectum. It's a tough ball--no deformations and it has kept it's perfectly spherical shape. The middle finger of the glove has a bit of beige goo down the length of it. I promptly trash it and glance at the toilet. There is a similar streak of goo on the inside of the toilet lid where the ball and glove were ejected. I grab a handful of toilet paper and briskly wipe down all surfaces. I remove and trash the condom and can't wait to take a peek at my rear end. So I bend my body away from the mirror and spread the cheeks. Well, the sphincter opens and closes just fine, though I might be imagining it it looks like it opens a little wider than before. My whole anal crevice sure looks cleaner though!
I wipe my ass thoroughly making sure there's no feces or, dare I say it, blood... but all I get is lube. Phew! I wash my hands with some warm water and shea butter soap--the fragrance is very soothing. I have the feeling of a phantom ping pong ball still lodged in my rectum and I bet that's going to last the better part of the day. With this weird feeling and the pain of the crowning and evacuation I don't think I will try this again. Though, I never can predict what my brain will think of in the future.
