Hey, you Indian retards, a car horn is used to signal danger, not as a fucking doorbell.

Also, stop eyeballing me like I'm the bad guy because I finally had to call the cops on your drum-playing idiot son. I tried to work it out with you face to face but you wouldn't have any of it, so I had to call in the big guns. I've heard around the grapevine that you're looking to move out and buy a house, which would ordinarily be fantastic news, if not for the fact that your poor asses can't afford a house in this neighborhood, so most likely you won't be moving at all. What a shame.

Move back to Bombay and go bathe in feces in the Ganges.