I firmly believe that the following are the only things keeping me from being a serial killer:
1. All methods of execution are messy, even poison. The interesting ones, such as vivisection, are doubly so. Eh. Too messy.
2. I might get caught (DEEP SHIT).
3. I don't want to damage innocent lives, like the families of the victims or the people who have no idea how fucked up I am
4. I'm totally lazy sometimes.
Really, No. 1 is the only unavoidable one. So, yeah. Rest assured, I'm not gonna do anything. Sometimes I want to out of curiosity or random impulse, but usually not. So, no worries.
1. All methods of execution are messy, even poison. The interesting ones, such as vivisection, are doubly so. Eh. Too messy.
2. I might get caught (DEEP SHIT).
3. I don't want to damage innocent lives, like the families of the victims or the people who have no idea how fucked up I am
4. I'm totally lazy sometimes.
Really, No. 1 is the only unavoidable one. So, yeah. Rest assured, I'm not gonna do anything. Sometimes I want to out of curiosity or random impulse, but usually not. So, no worries.


