I know this girl, she is 21, I am 30. We like each other, she's a little chubby but pretty cute. She thinks I am a hottie. I am married and have been for seven years. But my wife is boring and infertile and I want kids. This makes sex unexciting and boring. We can't afford an adoption, so that is not an option. What I want to do is have sex with this girl but we don't live near each other and we will get caught (by her parents or my wife) and I want ideas on where to meet her so that we can have sex. Does anyone know of hourly motels in the St. Louis area? Or should I try dresing rooms or locking one-holer bathrooms? We have some of those one-holers at work so maybe I'll try that, what do you think? Please no prude advice, i want to do something fun and it's time. I deserve it. I haven't had sex with anyone else for 14 years.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 25, 2002 at 4:33 PM

THAT STORY IS SO POORLY PUT TOGETHER ITS WORSE THAN A FORD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET A FUCKIN LIFE MAN!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 12, 2002 at 1:27 PM

Why should I shut up? Fuck you. Wait, maybe I'll fuck the 20-year-old instead.

You probably drive a Ford.

Long live Chrysler!!!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 30, 2002 at 4:23 PM

you dog! you should be with your wife @ this time. she's infertil... do u think she wanted 2 b? i'll bet she wants to give u children u idiot. u would rather have sex AND risk your marriage than stay with your so called "LOVED ONE"? u obviously dont know wut love is u asshole! damn i cant believe it's the year 2002 and people cant figure out a way 2 be satisfied besides cheating..... dude, @ least TRY 2 save ur marriage and USE YOUR GOD DAMNED HANDS!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 14, 2002 at 12:04 PM

What the fuck language was that???

Ok, I STILL WANT advice on where to go to fuck this chick!!

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